Singapore and Malaysia Joke

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian : 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'
Singaporean : 'Of course'
Malaysian : 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'
Singaporean: 'Of course'
Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put
all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,.....before we sell it across to Singapore .'
This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia?'
Malaysian : 'Why, of course we do'
Singaporean : 'Do you wear protection'
Malaysian : 'Of course! We wear condoms.'
Singaporean : 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Malaysian : 'Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away.'
Singaporean : 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum sell them across to Malaysia......., and that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.